A Little Humor from Slidell Police: A 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐮𝐩!” story

𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐠: 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝟎𝟒.𝟎𝟕.𝟐𝟒

Observations of this planet and its human species have continued and at times their behavior is curious. A full grown adult will lie like a child when he finds himself in trouble instead of being responsible for his actions and owning up to them. Case in point:

Vehicle in the ditch in front of Applebee's on its side. Single occupant climbed out and ran from the scene and hid in the parking lot of Home Depot. When apprehended, he claimed he was not driving but his friend was. Subject had no name for his invisible friend, the vehicle was registered to him and he had the keys for the vehicle in his pocket. He was also observed by a bartender, of a nearby establishment, entering the bar and later leaving alone. He also returned to the bar after the crash and told the bartender that he just crashed his car and asked what he should do and if he should run. 

Only one (1) set of footprints were observed in the mud leading away from the crashed vehicle and the pattern matched the pattern on the bottom of his shoes. With all this evidence, the adult male of the species still claimed his mythical friend was driving. 

He was taken to the hospital for evaluation and a blood warrant was signed, and blood drawn. He was arrested and charged with 3rd offence DUI, hit and run, possession of marijuana, open container in vehicle and careless operation. 

We will type an invisible warrant for the invisible friend at a later date.

This was written by a patrol supervisor named Sgt. Steve.