From the St. Tammany Parish Sheriff's Office
Well well well… turns out running a full blown drug buffet out of your house in Slidell is, in fact, a terrible life choice. Who knew?
After a months long investigation, our Narcotics Unit and Proactive Enforcement Unit pulled up to the 1600 block of St. Christopher Drive on March 19, 2026 and hit the jackpot… and by jackpot, we mean a whole lot of “what not to do if you enjoy your freedom.”
๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ? ๐ข๐ต ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐น:
- 8.5 pounds of marijuana
- Cocaine, THC oil, vapes, edibles… basically a menu
- Psilocybin mushrooms & MDMA
- 46 illegally possessed prescription pills
- Eight firearms
๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐น๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด... ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ฎ ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐๐๐ฒ, & seized were
- $101,298 in cash
- A customized 1976 Chevrolet truck
- Two boats (because nothing says low profile like boats)
- A Honda sedan
- Jewelry, sports memorabilia, and other shiny things
Mason Metz (32) and Sesson Mason (34) are now enjoying a complimentary stay at Club St. Tammany,
where the amenities are limited and the room service is… nonexistent.
***All persons are presumed innocent until proven guilty***
Play stupid games, win felony prizes. We’ll keep handling the narcotics.
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